Seventeen-year-old Molly Peskin-Suso knows all about unrequited love-shes lived through it twenty-six times. She crushes hard and crushes often, but always in secret. Because no matter how many times her twin sister, Cassie, tells her to woman up, Molly cant stomach the idea of rejection. So shes careful. Fat girls always have to be careful.Then a cute new girl enters Cassies orbit, and for the first time ever, Mollys cynical twin is a lovesick mess. Meanwhile, Mollys totally not dying of loneliness-except for the part where she is.Luckily, Cassies new girlfriend comes with a cute hipster-boy sidekick. Will is funny, flirtatious, and just might be perfect crush material. Maybe more than crush material. And if Molly can win him over, shell get her first kiss and shell get her twin back.Theres only one problem: Mollys coworker, Reid. Hes an awkward Tolkien superfan, and theres absolutely no way Molly could fall for him. Right?